I'm sick of shouting at the TV when the news is on, so I've come here to vent my not inconsiderable spleen at the world.
Let's start here:
"People should 'stop moaning' and help tackle anti-social behaviour in their own area, the government may suggest."
Eh?
Well, that's fine. John Reid says it's okay to kill chavs. I'm just off to the kitchen to get a knife.
About Me
- Dr E Vibenstein
- Dr E Vibenstein was born - through no fault of his own - in the week that "Amazing Grace" by the Pipes And Drums Of The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards was the number one single, a trauma from which he never quite recovered. The seeds of his literary career were sown when, at the tender age of seven, he received perhaps the ultimate accolade - the joke he sent to The Beano was chosen as "Joke Of The Week". Having comprehensively failed to become a rich and successful rock star, EV was bitten by the Internet bug in 1997, and after a course of painful injections, inaugurated a website of his very own, which has attracted enthusiastic e-mails from all over the world, not all of which have been "get rich quick" schemes or invitations to websites containing pornographic material.
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I'll let you know when I get out of prison. Bloody Home Secretary, one rule for him and another rule for everyone else...
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