How did this song even get past the Radio 1 censors in the first place? Beats me. Well, when I say it beats me, I don't mean it beats me with a big stick or anything... oh dear.
Dr E Vibenstein was born - through no fault of his own - in the week that "Amazing Grace" by the Pipes And Drums Of The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards was the number one single, a trauma from which he never quite recovered.
The seeds of his literary career were sown when, at the tender age of seven, he received perhaps the ultimate accolade - the joke he sent to The Beano was chosen as "Joke Of The Week".
Having comprehensively failed to become a rich and successful rock star, EV was bitten by the Internet bug in 1997, and after a course of painful injections, inaugurated a website of his very own, which has attracted enthusiastic e-mails from all over the world, not all of which have been "get rich quick" schemes or invitations to websites containing pornographic material.
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